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The Chair of a Thousand Farts - Mrs Rennison

The staff film today is Mrs Rennison reading The Chair of a Thousand Farts.  It is available on the staff films section of this website.   If you don't know it, it is a story by David Walliams aimed at older children, although given the content I know most of the younger children will enjoy it too.  Be warned there are several references to farts and we apologise now, as I can almost guarantee that your children will spend the rest of the day (and probably all of half term too) making farting noises, if they watch it!